Advice and thoughts from a small person
the woman "Check out the arse on that!" (hope its not your granny chatty baby.... canal and all that)
Radley does beaches
No, Mammasaurus, that's not my granny - they're far more glamourous!Nice idea, Auntie B - Mummy loves Radley, but not the two people leading him along the beach.
I don't think you should take any more clothes off dear until we get to naturist section
No! Actually Mummy, STOP! What a thought!
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